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There's No Toilet Paper . . . on the Road Less Traveled

by collected and edited by Doug Lansky (1998)

About this book

A collection of stories in which various well-known writers share their humorous and sometimes bizarre travel experiences.

Setting / LocationGlobal
Story EraModern Era
Protagonist / CoreThere's No Toilet Paper . . . on the Road Less Traveled Lead Character

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